Chester and Brad were on Loveline Monday night for some sex talk!
Okay, they weren't exactly there for that, but they still were Monday's special guests! If you still aren't familiar with Loveline, even after the many times some band members have visited the show, it is a radio show airing on KROQ at night, in which people call in for sex/relationship advices. Juicy enough for you? They did also talk about the new album, don't worry.

Here are some of the best moments:

Chester: Cause usually when I'm on here, I'm always grossed out by the anal calls.

(some girl calls in for an advice about anal sex)
Girl: I kinda like, want to, but I don't want to, like, hurt her-
Chester: LOTS OF LUBE!

(about The Catalyst Mike's dick)
Chester: Mike came in and played it for us and I was drawn to it immediately.

(Some girl calls in to know if it's normal that she is aroused by pain)
Chester: It's like I couldn't- I couldn't imagine inflicting that kind of pain to anybody, let alone someone I love or care about. It's a horrible way to be treated. You are a human being that, you know, deserves to be treated with love and kindness and tenderness, not y'know being beaten or choked out or punched in the face or something like that.

(Host gives a blowjob technique)
Chester: Excellent manoeuvre. I'm a fan!

(About performing live and not losing his voice)
Chester: I think one of the thing that helps me out too is the fact that Mike is with me in the band.

(question about squirting)
Chester: It's kinda like from a guy's perspective, the guy's gonna think "I'm really good, I'm a champion! Look what I've done!"

(Girl calls in and talks about how his boyfriend doesn't let her swallow)
Chester: Your boyfriend says it grosses him out and he doesn't like it? He's lying. He's gay.

Chester: Shinoda just said he's listening to us from Germany right now. Hi Mike!
Brad: What's he doing up at 8:40 in the morning?
Chester: He's plucking his pubic hair, of course.

(Girl calls in, worried she's falling in love with her best friend)
Chester: If this guy was like your best friend in high school, I would say that he's your friend because he wanted to have sex with you. But because he's been your best friend since you were like four years old, he probably looks at you more like a sister, and that's like a line that you can't cross. Cause if you get together and like, it doesn't work out, you lost your best friend forever.

(Girl having long distance relationship with her girlfriend and calls for phone sex advice)
Chester: Dude, get the new iPhone, with Facetime! Cause phone sex gets boring. It's exciting the first time, maybe the second time [...] get the new iPhone and then you can facetime each other. But you've got to have a wifi connection, so don't do it at Starbucks or something like that.

You can download the 1:17:18 long show, here. Thanks to KATHYxx for recording and uploading and to MSC for the link!

Loveline has uploaded two videos of our boys' passage in their studios.
Here's the first one, in which you can see what kind of shenanigans happen after the show
And here's the second one, which is only an audio of them discussing the Linkin Park rapist issue. (confirmation that Mike might be that evil people snatcher, eek! Hide your wife, hide your kids, and hide your husband, guys!)

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